The internet is a wonderful place. So many things can go down on the world wide web but the best of all are people on twitter. They bless us with memes and most recently, embarrassing stories!
Twitter user @TinyTwink asked: "What have you done that’s made you die a bit inside?" Breaking the ice, the user answered: "I once accidentally licked my fit Dentist’s hand whilst maintaining eye contact." Immediately, people on the internet delivered and bonded over some of the most embarrassing moments in their lives.
Check out some of the best ones below:
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When I was training to be a journalist, I interviewed a blind girl about her new Braille machine. “When will the story come out?” she asked. “Not sure” I replied...”just keep an eye out for it.” I went outside and headbutted the wall. Awful.— Stuart Roberts (@NorthernAuthor) June 29, 2018
First proper job interview. Got asked ‘how’s your grammar?’ With a confused face, I answered ‘she’s fine’... Still got the job.— Eliza Doodle 🥪👍 (@IwasGobby) June 30, 2018
I did similar thing. New job, on a telecon with others in the room. Colleague dialled in & said hello in a whispery sore throat voice. I said ‘ooh you sound terrible! Others all shook their heads violently. Turns out she’d lost her voice after a car accident. 🙈— TWHITTERZ HAS JUST (@Whitterz67) June 30, 2018
I congratulated a work colleague on his new job at a ladies gym, telling him how much better he’d be than the last guy who was a total pervert. He thanked me. Later on someone told me he was taking over his brother’s old job. 😂😂🙈— Game Girl (@VeryGameGirl) June 30, 2018
Said to a girl on a night out “u ok” she said “yes” I replied saying she looked sad, she assured me she wasn’t and gave me a little smile, I drunkenly went on to say you can do better than that. “I can’t she said I have Bell’s palsy half of my face doesn’t move”— San Miquel (@SaintMichael293) June 29, 2018
Was sitting in large very full open plan office and my manager decided it was lunch but that we needed to make it quick as we were very busy so as I stood up and started putting my coat on I said, much much louder than I intended, "Are you going to give me time to swallow?" 😳— NKV (@NKV) June 29, 2018
Pulled a guy in a band and when we got home I remembered I had posters of him on my bedroom wall— Sarah W (@idlewildgirl) June 29, 2018
On a really hot day at a funeral, I absent-mindedly remarked I was glad I hadn't worn a jumper as 'I might have died'— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) June 30, 2018
Can you relate to any of these stories? ?
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